Are you a fan of Spongebob Squarepants? Spongebob Squarepants is one of the most beloved animated characters of all time. With his endearing personality, hilarious one-liners, and iconic catchphrases, he has captured the hearts of millions around the world.
But whether you are a die-hard fan or just love his hilarious quotes, there is something for everyone in this collection of the best Spongebob quotes. Check out these awesome Spongebob quotes to brighten your day and jumpstart your sense of humor!
Best Spongebob Squarepants quotes
- “Don’t worry, Squidward. I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for all this.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” - Patrick Star
- “I’m ugly, and I’m proud.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” - Plankton.
- “I don’t need it, I don’t need it, I don’t need it, I don’t need it.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “I’m not a baby, I’m a man… with a baby’s brain.” - Patrick Star
- “No need to worry, little buddy. I’m here for you.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “We’re gonna have fun today… whether you like it or not.” - Sandy Cheeks
- “Aaaaaaahhhhhh!” - Squidward Tentacles
- “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” - Squidward
- “No, Patrick! You’re doing it wrong! The point is to make the other person feel stupid, not yourself!” - Sandy Cheeks
- “Don’t forget, you’re here forever.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “I’m not a genius, but I’m smart enough to know that I’m not a genius.” - Patrick Star
- “There’s only one Spongebob, and I’m it!” - Spongebob Squarepants
- " May I take your hat, sir? Oh, wait, you’re not wearing one." - Spongebob Squarepants
- “I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “You’re ugly, and your mom dresses you funny.” - Patrick Star
- “Don’t be a backseat driver, Sandy.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “This is the worst day ever!” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “A five-letter word for happiness…money.” - Mr. Krabs.
- “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.” - Squidward Tentacles
- “All I needed was a pile of trash and a pair of googly eyes.” - Patrick Star
- “We’re all gonna die down here!” - Squidward
- “If you want something done right, do it yourself.” - Mr. Krabs
- “I can’t believe I fell for such a cheap, dirty trick!” - Squidward
- “Okay, Patrick, I’ve got you surrounded by all the giant seaweed in the sea.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “You know what they say when life hands you lemons? Make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.” - Mr. Krabs
- “Well, I’ve got to go now because I have class with a beautiful mermaid.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “Where’s my money?!” - Mr. Krabs
- “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” - Squidward Tentacles
- “Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.” - Mr. Krabs
- “Oh my gosh! You have the same exact personality as me!” - Patrick Star
- “It’s me: Your best friend, your worst enemy!” - Plankton
- “I don’t even know what a krabby patty is.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “You’re not a genius, you’re just stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!” - Patrick Star
- “No one will ever take my place in your heart…or in Bikini Bottom’s.” - Squidward
- “I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain!” - Sandy Cheeks
- “You’re not going anywhere until I get my Krabby Patty!” - Sandy Cheeks
- “You can never have too much fun!” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “So this is what it feels like to be popular.” - Sandy Cheeks
- “Spongebob, you’re fired!” - Mr. Krabs
- “No, no, no! It’s all a matter of perspective.” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “When in doubt…do nothing.” - Patrick Star
- “I’m not some stupid animal! I’m a sponge!” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “I have no idea what’s going on here, but I love it!” - Spongebob Squarepants
- “Chocolate is the answer, no matter what the question is.” - Sandy Cheeks
- “You know what they say: ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.’” - Mr. Krabs
- “What’s the big idea? I was in the middle of a beauty nap!” - Sandy Cheeks
- “Oh, I’m sorry…were you using this brain?” - Patrick Star